and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Ladies don't puke and tell
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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