so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
