Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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