I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Randomize
