Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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