Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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