The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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