brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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