Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Are my feet made of real feet?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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