she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Everyone says I win the strip club
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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