So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
honey bunches of taint.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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