Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Say something about gay babies.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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