She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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