There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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