do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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