I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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