Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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