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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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