My friends, they love my intelligence
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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