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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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