If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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