I'm laying in your front yard are you home
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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