I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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