why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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