hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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