i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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