is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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