Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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