I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
You're a disaster
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