So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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