we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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