he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
where are you?
Hypothermia
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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