Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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