I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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