thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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