I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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