I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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