I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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