You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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