All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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