So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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