do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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