omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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