I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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