mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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