u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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