I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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