her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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