I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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