Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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