I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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